An Unexpected Question

I remember when I was young,I used to act up in elementary school and kick those I didn't like, spit on people that looked at me weird and pinched people I thought were nice, basically if I liked them. Little did I know that the boy I pinched that often sat next to me, with his brown eyes and red skin would later in life ask me to marry him. We've been friends ever since we were young.I can talk to him about anything and we know each other like peanut butter and jelly.But we have or whole lives before us and were only in college. I'm just not ready to get married!